CHRISTIAN JOKES AND RIDDLES
A minister was thrown in jail for preaching without a license. One day, he received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden," she wrote. "When is the best time to plant?"
The minister, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied: "My dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I buried all the gold."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife. "You wouldn't believe what happened! Last night some men came to the house with shovels and dug up the entire back garden."
The preacher wrote another letter back. "My dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
Did you know Jesus had
He drove them from the temple in a Fury!
Did you know that they
had motorbikes in the Bible?
Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Did you know that the
apostles drove a Honda?
In Acts they were all in one Accord.
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